WORTHLESS
coin
Finally, a coin that's honest about what it's worth.
The reviews are in
Experts are unanimous.
"It's worthless."
"I wouldn't touch it."
"Finally, one that admits it."
/'wɜːrθ·ləs kɔɪn/ · noun
Worthless
Coin
A digital asset worth exactly nothing, with the decency to say so up front.
◆ Not a security. Not a currency. Not a plan.
◆ Backed by the full faith and credit of nobody.
◆ Its only value is that it doesn't have any.
NOTHINGnomics
We ran the numbers. They all came back zero.
Intrinsic Value
$0
Audited by nobody. Confirmed by everybody.
Utility
0
Does nothing. Does it well.
Roadmap
—
There's nowhere to go.
Whitepaper
404
It was blank, so we lost it.
Team
0.5
Half a guy. He's on break.
Promises
None
And we intend to keep it that way.
The Competition
Every other coin
is pretending.
Bitcoin says it's digital gold. Ethereum says it's a world computer. Every new launch says it's the future. They all swear they're worth something.
Worthless Coin skips the pretending. The value is right there in the name, so nobody can say they weren't warned.
Worthless Q&A
Is this a good investment?+
No. It's in the name. We could not have been clearer.
So what is it worth?+
Read the logo again. Slowly.
What's the utility?+
None. We checked twice to be sure.
When moon?+
The moon is a rock with no utility. We relate to it deeply.
Who's behind this?+
One tired guy. He'd like a nap.